3 TASKS (taken from my sisters bulletin board)

A guy gets hit by a car and goes tohell. When he gets there, the devil is standing in front of 3 doors. The devil says, "It's your lucky day. I'm gonna give you a chance to get out of hell.You have to complete 3 tasks."Behind this first door is a 1-gallonjug of Jack Daniel's. You have to drain it in one drink."Behind the second door is a 600 lb.grizzly bear with a sore tooth. You have to pull the tooth out."Behind the third door is anymphomaniac. When you've completely satisfied her, you can leave."The guy figures it's worth a shot, sohe goes in the first door and manages to drink the whole jug of liquor. He goes in the second door, shuts it, and the most horrible commotion can be heard from inside the room. 20 minuteslater, the guy finally comes out. Hisclothes are torn to shreds, and he issliced and scratched head to toe.Finally he manages to say, "Ok, where'sthat girl with the sore tooth?" hehehehe (The pic doesn't really match the story... just for the sake of art..)